No matter what their families think, Jared and Ames aren't stereotypical gay men. Jared's sister may think he's into interior decorating, but he's a jeans and a t-shirt kind of guy, and Ames is downright rednecky. So a box of ribbons isn't going to do much for them. Until it gives them a few other kinds of decorating ideas...
This short story was previously published in the Ribbons Toy Box collection.